My wife and I were the worst swingers ever [MF]

TLDR: Me and wife suck at swinging. Also this post is not that sexy sorry.

My wife and I like a lot of married couples whose sex lives hit stale spots after forever did something we never thought we'd do. We tried swinging. Kinda. Turns out we were the worst swingers ever but really good at making friends in person.

Number one neither one of us is top shelf physically. She's chubby, I'm whatever. But we're not ugly AFAIK. We opened a kasidie account, we were in SoCal so tons of people on there, and we never clicked online with anyone together. Lots of dudes offering to be thirds, the couples who liked us we were never on the same page on, and we were not operating on a level playing field to begin with and here we were being choosy. So, one day we turned to reddit to see how we'd fare here.

After sorting through about 186 absolutely awful DM's, and 7 nice ones, we stumbled on someone claiming to be a couple but nothing up except comments here and there. They did however offer to verify on another app that I had asap. Long story short the guy and I talked, we all verified, did some light group chat, and then the girls fizzled out and me and him took over. Two weeks later the four of us are meeting at a Japanese hibachi or teppanyaki not sure which is right and me and the wife already arranged for an awesome hotel room nearby we already checked into.

We walked up, the table was full so plenty of strangers, and we all hugged, said hi, and then I took the initiative and sat by his wife and he sat by mine. Wife and I were late 30's, this was 5ish years ago, they were mid 20's, married as well, she was stunning, he was definitely what my wife preferred as well, and they were both much more experienced than us having had lots of MFM but no swaps with couples yet and we all knew this before dinner. We sat down, had an awesome dinner, drinks, lots of flirting, and everyone clearly liked each other! It was awesome!

The four of us went back to our hotel room, we kept drinking but no one was drunk, smoked some 420, and then we started in our own wives. Both wives had on lingerie and tbh I learned later my wife was very intimidated by the other wife's body. We only played with each other for quite some time before me and him finally ended up on the couch sitting next to each other as our wives went down on us.

His wife took the next step lifting off his cock and asking my wife if she wanted to switch. My wife looked at me and I gave her the okay with my look. We had discussed it beforehand but she still needed my immediate approval I guess. At the same time the other husband said "Oh yes please" and was looking at me and my wife when he said it. So the girls switched places and they put on a hell of a show for us giving us both amazing blowjobs and we both finished in their mouths. Now here cums the post nut clarity.

Everyone was cool! We had some more wine and smoked some more weed but here's the shitty part. We all had long workdays and we called it! Since we lived nearby, we gave them the hotel room and went home to our bed.

The next morning, they came over for coffee to our actual house and the four of us hung out like friends for hours smoking weed and talking about everything but sex. Fucking weird right?

Long story short we met up a few more times but the wives made it clear we wouldn't make it past soft swap and the young wife was clear she wasn't interested in women and my wife was. During this time, we're all becoming great friends doing other stuff together too. After a while my wife says she isn't that interested in playing anymore and wants to find a woman and the other wife gets pregnant putting a halt to activities soon anyways! Well, here we are years later, he and I still trade stuff, but most importantly the four of us are amazing vanilla friends.

Worst swingers ever.